I went inside and asked for a beer, and they said they were not a drinking bar. I asked them why they called themselves a bar. They said it was a legal term. I told them a bar's a bar's whether it's a legal term or not. They said, it can refer to more than one thing, and in legal field it refers to a group of lawyers. They said it can also refer to a chocolate treat. I told them I still didn't understand why they did not have any beer. They said they have nothing to do with serving alcohol. I asked if lawyers ever go to bars then. They said they do, but that has nothing to do with it. I said, it has everything to do with it. They called the cops. I refused to leave. The cops said I had to leave or face arrest. I told the cops this was the most unfriendly bar I had ever been to and I would write a scathing review on google. Then I asked if anyone knew of a good lawyer to represent me.‎