Do you like the Hells Angels?
The tool shed, what can I say about the tool shed - well, when the clarion hotel recommended we go there due to it being a nice place we took their advice. Little did we know what we were getting into. We pulled up and to our surprise there were approximately 40 Harley's out front. The guy at the door had no teeth and we honestly thought we had been brought to the wrong place. As we walking in, our suspicions were correct - we arrived at a bar that was a cross between Porky's and the T**ty Twister from Dusk 'til Dawn. At one point I thought I was going to have my bl**d sucked by a vampire. Luckily after looking like a bunch of nuns in a frat house frantically looking for somewhere to hide out before we were either shot by Mexican or received gummy blowjobs from the locals, we were given a table by a regular. We sat down and didn't make eye contact all night long. We decided to leave but before doing so, we glanced over and saw two very scary dudes dumping salt in each other's eyes to show how tuff they are.....enough said! WARNING: If you wear, the following brands of clothing, do not go to the Tool Shed: lucky, buckle, Armani, Hurley, Levi, or guess. If you wear the following brands of clothing you will be welcomed with open arms: leather and car hart. This place was scarier than the girls that Deaner was dancing with!
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