The moment you walk through those swingin' saloon doors you know... this is something special! With locals that make you feel right at home (if you live in a world where everyone has a bizarro nickname and is possibly on the lam). The drinks are plentiful and served up with just the right amount of wild west, who-the-hell-are-you attitude. Live music on the weekends makes for tons of fun as you two-step to avoid the puddles of beer (God, I hope that's beer) on the postage-stamp dancefloor. Simply put, this is the finest watering hole in all of the world!!!