Thursday, July 23, 2009
True Life: I'm a craiger
Freshman year of college I was brought on to the favorite's pub team. And yes, it was LC rugby affiliated. However I don't understand why that makes a difference. I mean as a bar owner are you going to go to the math club for bar workers? no. The golf team? probably not. The rugby workers are nice to you as long as you don't disrespect them or their friends. They also keep out sketchballs and sometimes "turn their shoulders" on some iffy activity within the establishment.
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The employees and the employees friends are the reason why people go to craigs. Chances are if you go there, you know someone and chances are your getting blackedout for little or no cost. So I extend an offer to anyone: come join us for one night ripping shooters, jagrbombs, jose cuervo tequilla (probably no salt at the downstairs bar..or lime for that matter), boging out on the deck, spraying your free bomber while raging to techno, or being so drunk that you actually think you can romantically woo a girl by not acting blackedout at craigs.. its all good.
Our bi-annual craigfest might actually be a dream im not sure, but I can tell you that it is one retardedly awesome dream in which you HAVE to go to if you are in the area between the ages of 18-25 (MILF's are welcome too) If this at all doesnt make you want to try this for at least one night, I never want to see you anyways because you disgust me more than a transvestite prostitutee(not allowed in craigs)
And this is for "johnnyboyNJ":
Your just annoyed because you think your the man, but realized your a complete tool when you saw your girl hooking up with someone else on the deck before getting rejected from the bar when you were even 21! thats truly awful man, go back to sleezeside, NJ and k!ll yourself.
So we're looking at an absolutely rediculous 09-10 year at favorites pub aka craigs aka craigers aka craig's house. Come out any and every night and perhaps you'll meet your future spouse...well maybe not but at least you'll be guaranteed a "story from last night"
In unrelated news, Michael Jackson is dead.
Pros: girls, craigs fest, spo, jevvers, ruggers, bombers, and more
Cons: junker, employee compensation