Pushing Product like corner drug dealers...but a good haircut!
This place deserves 4 stars. Really, it does. "Why the hell are you starting out a 3-star review by stating it should have 4 stars?" you're probably saying. "You should really start making sense, Robin, or else I might have you punch you in the ovaries." Geez, you don't have to be so mean. But keep reading, we'll get there.
The place is sort of "hoity toity", which is my favorite way to describe any place that's trying to be fancy to the point that I don't quite feel like I fit in. 'Cause I'm a fancy girl. Okay, so I'm not, but I can definitely pretend to be.
Lets start out with the reason I came here, considering my normal go-to place is the Electric Chair in OB (still AMAZING, btw). After signing up for their email alerts years ago, every once in awhile I receive 'deals', and this time I got one that was too good to pass up. 30% any service (so I got their 'top stylist two' at a normal $60 rate for $40), plus a $20 gift certificate to Old Venice Restaurant in PL (see my review, they're amazing) and 6 free travel pieces (which are dinky, but still free) of their fancy shmancy Phyto products.
So I go in. I don't have to wait long, and the girl was nice enough to find me a 'hipper' magazine in the interim (so I didn't have to browse through Home and Garden..."Oh! red-handled stainless steel shears to match my red-handled stainless steel hoe!"). So that was sweet. Then I had to go into a 'back room' to put on their hair cutting sheath on, which I was 'free to leave my shirt on or take it off'. Weird. On, thankyouverymuch, I don't know how many ladies have lactated in that thing.
I lie down to have my hair washed by a very sweet girl. The stuff she used smelled delectable and got a few minutes of scalp massage out of it (much better than any other hair place I've been to). But here comes the reason for the lack of 'greatness' - they're all PRODUCT PUSHERS. Excuse my language. That's right, ya'll. They'll treat you like royalty and give you a pretty decent haircut, but they'll spend the wh