Boring Dump by Paul C. at InsiderPages
Checked this place out on a recommendation, but apparently it's gone downhill quite a bit since the last time the recommender had gone; he was disappointed to.
It's a full nudity strip club, so by California law, no alcohol can be served. It's a very tiny, cramped place, with movie-theater style seating (and not the nice new kinds of movie theaters, either). You can't really get lap dances in the seats, which means your friends can't hoot and holler at you, and really -- isn't that what makes it fun?
Some of the girls were fairly hot, although that was helped by the trashy style of 'clothing' they wore (for the twenty seconds before they took it off). Dancing was negligible, there were two poles on stage, and I never saw them get used.
PROS: Some fairly hot women, trashy outfits.
CONS: Boring performances, cramped space, no booze.
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